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Welcome Momscapers! Momscape.com is an award winning online magazine featuring a panel of renowned authors and experts writing on conscious & creative parenting, family fun, romance, travel, health & fitness, weight loss, and more. You'll find printable grocery coupons as well as hundreds of online coupons and family travel discounts, too. Find us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Today at Momscape: Parenting Articles Inspiration/Essays Baby Tips Toddler Tips All Parenting Articles Family Fun Activities & Crafts Family Travel Deals Free Scrapbooking Ideas Favorite Parenting Experts Joanne Baum Jody Johnston Pawel Relationships Marriage Romance Friendships Health and Fitness Fitness Tips Natural Living Nurturing Your Spirit Weight Loss Professional Family Manager Tips Home-Based Business Online Coupons Today's Favorite Coupons All Online Coupons by Store All Online Coupons by Category Printable Grocery Coupons Product Reviews Momscape's Favorite Things (Blog) Top-Rated Mom Product Reviews About Momscape Subscribe Site Map Links Link to Us Privacy Policy Terms of Service About us Contact Us	Funny Mom Quotes: 16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Mother's Day by Noel Jameson Digg This \| AAdd to Del.icio.us Moms definitely have their humorous moments and these 16 funny quotes are testimony to the laughs that mothers often enjoy (and sometimes endure).br /> This Mother's Day, share these funny quotations with your mom and enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter. 1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown 2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger 3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller 4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb 5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland 6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin 7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries 8. "It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller 9. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde 10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan 11. "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammeus. 12. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown 13. "Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ LisaAlther 14. "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar 15. "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain 16. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett Yes, children often give their mothers something to laugh about. Hopefully it makes up for the things their children will inevitably do to make them cry. This year celebrate the humorous side of Mother's Day with a few good laughs and share these funny quotes with your mom. Like this article? Digg This \| Add to Del.icio.us For more funny quotes, check out the popular funny quotes section of Famous-Quotes-And-Quotations.com, a website that specializes in 'Top 10' lists of quotations in dozens of categories.	Subscribe via email Subscribe to our blog Follow us on Twitter Find us on Facebook Bookmark and share Momscape with your friends: Share \| Momscape on Facebook Coupons for Momscape Readers: Offers valid for a limited time. Free Printable Grocery Coupons Save $5 Off $50 at Target.com Click link to activate coupon. Weight Watchers Coupon: 25% off Office Depot Coupons: $30 off $150
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Welcome Momscapers! Momscape.com is an award winning online magazine featuring a panel of renowned authors and experts writing on conscious & creative parenting, family fun, romance, travel, health & fitness, weight loss, and more. You'll find printable grocery coupons as well as hundreds of online coupons and family travel discounts, too. Find us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter Today at Momscape: Parenting Articles Inspiration/Essays Baby Tips Toddler Tips All Parenting Articles Family Fun Activities & Crafts Family Travel Deals Free Scrapbooking Ideas Favorite Parenting Experts Joanne Baum Jody Johnston Pawel Relationships Marriage Romance Friendships Health and Fitness Fitness Tips Natural Living Nurturing Your Spirit Weight Loss Professional Family Manager Tips Home-Based Business Online Coupons Today's Favorite Coupons All Online Coupons by Store All Online Coupons by Category Printable Grocery Coupons Product Reviews Momscape's Favorite Things (Blog) Top-Rated Mom Product Reviews About Momscape Subscribe Site Map Links Link to Us Privacy Policy Terms of Service About us Contact Us	Funny Mom Quotes: 16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Mother's Day by Noel Jameson Digg This \| AAdd to Del.icio.us Moms definitely have their humorous moments and these 16 funny quotes are testimony to the laughs that mothers often enjoy (and sometimes endure).br /> This Mother's Day, share these funny quotations with your mom and enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter. 1. "Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." ~ Author Unknown 2. "Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger 3. "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller 4. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it." ~ Chinese Proverb 5. "It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland 6. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin 7. "A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries 8. "It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller 9. "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." ~ Oscar Wilde 10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie." ~ Tenneva Jordan 11. "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." ~William D. Tammeus. 12. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown 13. "Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." ~ LisaAlther 14. "My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." ~ KareemAbdul-Jabbar 15. "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain 16. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett Yes, children often give their mothers something to laugh about. Hopefully it makes up for the things their children will inevitably do to make them cry. This year celebrate the humorous side of Mother's Day with a few good laughs and share these funny quotes with your mom. Like this article? Digg This \| Add to Del.icio.us For more funny quotes, check out the popular funny quotes section of Famous-Quotes-And-Quotations.com, a website that specializes in 'Top 10' lists of quotations in dozens of categories.	Subscribe via email Subscribe to our blog Follow us on Twitter Find us on Facebook Bookmark and share Momscape with your friends: Share \| Momscape on Facebook Coupons for Momscape Readers: Offers valid for a limited time. Free Printable Grocery Coupons Save $5 Off $50 at Target.com Click link to activate coupon. Weight Watchers Coupon: 25% off Office Depot Coupons: $30 off $150
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